Low Seltz-Esteem

Fishicide - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 23 (Feat. Fish)

Let us pray for the many fish who have taken their lives in response to the harsh realities of this wretched world. May God have mercy on their souls, and may YOU follow us on X @lowseltzpc
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WE STRUCK OIL! - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 22 (Feat. Mocha)

I forgot what we talked about this episode, but I know we struck oil and my cat made a guest appearance. Please ignore Joe's audio. He may have moved, but he's still in bumf**k nowhere and hughesnet ain't working the way it used to. Whatever, leave us a comment and follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc

LOW SELTZ TURNS 21!!!!!! - Low-Seltz Esteem Ep. 21 (Feat. Thomas)

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Charles Gets Kicked Out Of A Party - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 20 (Feat. Thomas & Toni)

Charles' tism took over and got him kicked out of a party.
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Fresca N’ Friends - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 19 (Feat. Thomas)

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BLESSED WITH OIL - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 18 (Feat. Thomas)

We liked Sunny D as kids but the Sunny D seltzers were labeled as some of the worst drinks we've had on this show. Will the Fresca seltzers share the same fate?
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JOE HAS A F*@&ING GRENADE - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 17 (Feat. Grenade)

Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live, ohTake, take, take it all, but you never giveShoulda known you was trouble from the first kissHad your eyes wide openWhy were they open? (Ooh-ooh)Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash (ooh-ooh)You tossed it in the trash, you did (ooh-ooh)To give me all your love is all I ever ask'Cause what you don't understand isI'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Oh, oh, I would go through all this painTake a bullet straight through my brainYes, I would die for ya, babyBut you won't do the sameNo, no, no, noUhBlack, black, black and blueBeat me 'til I'm numbTell the devil I said "Hey" when you get back to where you're fromMad woman, bad womanThat's just what you areYeah, you'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car (ooh-ooh)Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash (ooh-ooh)You tossed it in the trash, yes, you did (ooh-ooh)To give me all your love is all I ever ask'Cause what you don't understand isI'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Oh oh, I would go through all this painTake a bullet straight through my brainYes, I would die for ya, babyBut you won't do the sameif my body was on fire(No) ooh, you'd watch me burn down in flames(No) you said you loved me, you're a liar'Cause you never, ever, ever did, babyBut darling, I'd still catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Ooh-ooh, I would go through all this painTake a bullet straight through my brainYes, I would die for ya, babyBut you won't do the sameNo, you won't do the sameYou wouldn't do the sameOoh, you'd never do the sameNo, no, no, no-oh
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The Most Dangerous Scud - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 16 (Feat. Thomas)

Do you wanna learn how to grow a fish? Do you want to learn about the most dangerous scud? Do you want to learn about desert storm? Feed your curiosity as you join the friends in this weeks educational episode

No Shirts No Problems - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 15 (feat. Thomas)

This week we free the nipple and review Ranch Water Original

Camping N’ Friends - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 14 (Feat. Intern Jared)

Our lovely intern is back and we put that boy to WORK during our camping trip because SOMEONE (jared) FORGOT TO PACK ALL THE SELTZERS!!!!
We're getting in touch with nature this episode by recording in the woods while we're primitive camping and drinking Spicy Ranch Water.