Episodes

Monday Jun 03, 2024
JOE HAS A F*@&ING GRENADE - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 17 (Feat. Grenade)
Monday Jun 03, 2024
Monday Jun 03, 2024
Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live, ohTake, take, take it all, but you never giveShoulda known you was trouble from the first kissHad your eyes wide openWhy were they open? (Ooh-ooh)Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash (ooh-ooh)You tossed it in the trash, you did (ooh-ooh)To give me all your love is all I ever ask'Cause what you don't understand isI'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Oh, oh, I would go through all this painTake a bullet straight through my brainYes, I would die for ya, babyBut you won't do the sameNo, no, no, noUhBlack, black, black and blueBeat me 'til I'm numbTell the devil I said "Hey" when you get back to where you're fromMad woman, bad womanThat's just what you areYeah, you'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car (ooh-ooh)Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash (ooh-ooh)You tossed it in the trash, yes, you did (ooh-ooh)To give me all your love is all I ever ask'Cause what you don't understand isI'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Oh oh, I would go through all this painTake a bullet straight through my brainYes, I would die for ya, babyBut you won't do the sameif my body was on fire(No) ooh, you'd watch me burn down in flames(No) you said you loved me, you're a liar'Cause you never, ever, ever did, babyBut darling, I'd still catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Ooh-ooh, I would go through all this painTake a bullet straight through my brainYes, I would die for ya, babyBut you won't do the sameNo, you won't do the sameYou wouldn't do the sameOoh, you'd never do the sameNo, no, no, no-oh
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Wednesday May 29, 2024
The Most Dangerous Scud - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 16 (Feat. Thomas)
Wednesday May 29, 2024
Wednesday May 29, 2024
Do you wanna learn how to grow a fish? Do you want to learn about the most dangerous scud? Do you want to learn about desert storm? Feed your curiosity as you join the friends in this weeks educational episode

Wednesday May 22, 2024
No Shirts No Problems - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 15 (feat. Thomas)
Wednesday May 22, 2024
Wednesday May 22, 2024
This week we free the nipple and review Ranch Water Original

Monday May 06, 2024
Camping N’ Friends - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 14 (Feat. Intern Jared)
Monday May 06, 2024
Monday May 06, 2024
Our lovely intern is back and we put that boy to WORK during our camping trip because SOMEONE (jared) FORGOT TO PACK ALL THE SELTZERS!!!!
We're getting in touch with nature this episode by recording in the woods while we're primitive camping and drinking Spicy Ranch Water.

Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
Low Seltz After Dark (feat. feet) - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 13
Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
Drunk Joe is back ladies and gentleman, and this time I get to gawk at his big dumb feet while I drink metal rain water... Thanks Joe.

Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
The Creamy Bros (feat Thomas) - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 12
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
We're bros and we're creamy. What else do you want?
Remember, you're never drinking alone when you're listening to us.

Wednesday Apr 10, 2024
FULL SEND This Drink To The TRASH (feat. Thomas) - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 11
Wednesday Apr 10, 2024
Wednesday Apr 10, 2024
We're getting wild with Wild Cherry Happy Dad this episode and I'm disappointed. Who made this trash?! The Full Send Podcast?!?! GARBAGE!!! Also we have a guest.

Monday Apr 01, 2024
Guerrilla Marketing - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 10
Monday Apr 01, 2024
Monday Apr 01, 2024
Bruh I had my studio mic plugged in but my audio was recorded through my headset mic by mistake. Oh well, enjoy this episode of happy dads and cheese.

Sunday Mar 24, 2024
Starting The New Year At Rock Bottom - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep.9
Sunday Mar 24, 2024
Sunday Mar 24, 2024
Imagine Sunny D but it had vodka and bubbles. That's our poison for this episode! It was so good, Charles' mic cut out twice for a short period of time!

Monday Feb 19, 2024
Monday Feb 19, 2024
I finished editing this about a week before uploading but I didn't have time to upload it and now I don't remember what we talked about this episode. All I know is we drank scary berries.