Low Seltz-Esteem

JOE HAS A F*@&ING GRENADE - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 17 (Feat. Grenade)

Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live, ohTake, take, take it all, but you never giveShoulda known you was trouble from the first kissHad your eyes wide openWhy were they open? (Ooh-ooh)Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash (ooh-ooh)You tossed it in the trash, you did (ooh-ooh)To give me all your love is all I ever ask'Cause what you don't understand isI'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Oh, oh, I would go through all this painTake a bullet straight through my brainYes, I would die for ya, babyBut you won't do the sameNo, no, no, noUhBlack, black, black and blueBeat me 'til I'm numbTell the devil I said "Hey" when you get back to where you're fromMad woman, bad womanThat's just what you areYeah, you'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car (ooh-ooh)Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash (ooh-ooh)You tossed it in the trash, yes, you did (ooh-ooh)To give me all your love is all I ever ask'Cause what you don't understand isI'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Oh oh, I would go through all this painTake a bullet straight through my brainYes, I would die for ya, babyBut you won't do the sameif my body was on fire(No) ooh, you'd watch me burn down in flames(No) you said you loved me, you're a liar'Cause you never, ever, ever did, babyBut darling, I'd still catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Ooh-ooh, I would go through all this painTake a bullet straight through my brainYes, I would die for ya, babyBut you won't do the sameNo, you won't do the sameYou wouldn't do the sameOoh, you'd never do the sameNo, no, no, no-oh
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The Most Dangerous Scud - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 16 (Feat. Thomas)

Do you wanna learn how to grow a fish? Do you want to learn about the most dangerous scud? Do you want to learn about desert storm? Feed your curiosity as you join the friends in this weeks educational episode

No Shirts No Problems - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 15 (feat. Thomas)

This week we free the nipple and review Ranch Water Original

Camping N’ Friends - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 14 (Feat. Intern Jared)

Our lovely intern is back and we put that boy to WORK during our camping trip because SOMEONE (jared) FORGOT TO PACK ALL THE SELTZERS!!!!
We're getting in touch with nature this episode by recording in the woods while we're primitive camping and drinking Spicy Ranch Water.

Low Seltz After Dark (feat. feet) - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 13

Drunk Joe is back ladies and gentleman, and this time I get to gawk at his big dumb feet while I drink metal rain water... Thanks Joe.

The Creamy Bros (feat Thomas) - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 12

We're bros and we're creamy. What else do you want?
Remember, you're never drinking alone when you're listening to us.

FULL SEND This Drink To The TRASH (feat. Thomas) - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 11

We're getting wild with Wild Cherry Happy Dad this episode and I'm disappointed. Who made this trash?! The Full Send Podcast?!?! GARBAGE!!! Also we have a guest.

Guerrilla Marketing - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 10

Bruh I had my studio mic plugged in but my audio was recorded through my headset mic by mistake. Oh well, enjoy this episode of happy dads and cheese.

Starting The New Year At Rock Bottom - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep.9

Imagine Sunny D but it had vodka and bubbles. That's our poison for this episode! It was so good, Charles' mic cut out twice for a short period of time!

S༙྇u༙྇n༙྇d༙྇a༙྇y༙྇ S༙྇c༙྇a༙྇r༙྇i༙྇e༙྇s༙྇ A༙྇n༙྇d༙྇ S༙྇c༙྇a༙྇r༙྇y༙྇ B༙྇e༙྇r༙྇r༙྇i༙྇e༙྇s༙྇ - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep.8

I finished editing this about a week before uploading but I didn't have time to upload it and now I don't remember what we talked about this episode. All I know is we drank scary berries.